John's First Blog Post

Since this is a blog dedicated first and foremost to Awesomeness (at least for the time being), the first post will relate to Awesomeness in the form of blogging. You will notice a few things regarding this Blog.

First, I am a firm believer in justifying parahraphs. Whenever I see a document that does not have justified paragraphs, I assume that it was written by a 9th grader. The failure to justify paragraphs is a violation of Awesomeness. Just because it is a Blog does not mean it has to look sloppy.

You will also begin to notice and hopefully embrace my love of the non sequitor (the failure to italicize non-English words is also a violation of Awesomeness). Accordingly, you will get the occassional entry regarding topics such as why I like to count the number of cars on a passing train.

As I conclude this entry, with justified paragraphs that create the impression of orderliness, just remember that somewhere in the world, at this very moment, someone has passed out, and his/her friends have taken this opportunity to draw inappropriate pictures on that person with permanent marker (if I knew how to post images to my blog, I would have totally posted a picture of that at the end of this post - unfortunately, Kassie is asleep now, so pictures will have to wait for another day).